I know that I’ve just posted something but I can’t not post this!

Someone just asked me if my insulin pump was a pacemaker! I don’t think it beats the time Nic was asked if it was a colostomy bag but it’s up there. I replied with a dignified, “I’m 26 years old, 6′ 2″, 80kg and so no – it is not a pacemaker (even if my H-TRON could do with being pimped out a little).

- Aaron